Choo-Choo is Dead EP, by Choo-Choo Will Destroy You

Choo-Choo is Dead EP

by Choo-Choo Will Destroy You

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1.	McDonald's Sex Party 03:34	lyrics	buy track
Cuz I'm Ronald, and I'm the orgy Ring-Master, Red pubic hair, wrecking that ass faster than any other clown that could have cum before, so all you burger bitches better get on the floor and worship my big clown cock... fuckin up your program and hittin that rock waxin every girlie ass in Hamburger Land Mayor McCheese, come lend me a hand Motherfucking Grimace says "Suck that dick." a big purple knob, so long and thick. Put it in your mouth, Birdie, 1, 2, 3 McDonald's sex party, come ride with me Take a bite of my Big 'n Tasty Supersized, so then we may see a special sauce all over your body McDonald's knows how to rock the sex party
2.	Yak Attack 02:52	lyrics	buy track
It's party time! I got a yak, his name is Paul (he likes mayonnaise on bread) He likes it fine, eats it all the time (until he hits his head) Some people like dogs, or maybe cats We like yaks, and we train them to attack My neighbors run in fear, say "I hate that fucking deer" It's a yak, you asshole, not a goddamn deer. It's a yak, you asshole, not a goddamn deer x3 It's a yak, you asshole.... He's a yak comin' at ya, gonna fuck you up like a disaster He's a yak comin' at ya, he can't be stopped, even by a ninja master
3.	Dear Cletus 04:13	lyrics	buy track
Remember the nights we stared at the stars, rocked out on our air guitars? Your head made up most of your body, but you were still the life of every party. All the girlies seemed to love you, you were such a cute little nub, you. You tasted like hamburger surprise, I even liked eating your blue eyes. Cletus, I miss you, you were my friend until I ate you. You were such an innocent fetus...I miss you, dear Cletus x2 Remember the nights we stared at the stars, rocked out on our air guitars? Your head made up most of your body, but you were still the life of every party. All the girlies seemed to love you, you were such a cute little nub, you. You tasted like hamburger surprise, I even liked eating your blue eyes. (spoken) Cletus, I think about you all the time. Whenever I sit down to a meal made out of lamb, or veal, or eggs or any other kind of food made out of babies... I can't help but get emotional. Sometimes, when I look up into the sky at night, I just want to hug you, or something... I never planned to feast upon you, how about a dip into the fondue? There might be something overlooked, so many ways you could be cooked. Fried or toasted, or on brown rice, baked or roasted fetus tastes nice. I'll always treasure our time together, 'cause you will be a part of me forever. Cletus, I miss you, you were my friend until I ate you. You were such an innocent fetus...I miss you, dear Cletus
4.	Dinosaur Mountain 02:22	lyrics	buy track
It's a widely known fact that the 'saurus perished many an aeon before us. Jesus purified souls, Jesus saves... But who knew that he slew the King who feasted on the dwellers of caves? Christ ascended the mount with his bludgeon and arrived as the Rex's curmudgeon wielding twin headed black fury, veined, struck a blow just to show which one forever thereafter would reign! Dinosaur Mountain Dinosaur Mountain Bane of the lizard, Christ, the dildo wizard The Messiah drew a line in the dust and Tyrannus, with his jaws, gave a thrust The phallic terror, raised high, aimed to smite... JC struck, Rex was fucked, and soon his kingdom would heed Heaven's light! Dinosaur Mountain Dinosaur Mountain Bane of the lizard, Christ, the dildo wizard 65 million years from the fall suspended behemoth bones remind all of the definitive price, should one cross Jesus Christo, his piece, woe unto any poor beast that is lost! Dinosaur Mountain Dinosaur Mountain Bane of the lizard, Christ, the dildo wizard
5.	McD's Sex Party (Reprise) 00:56	lyrics
Cuz I'm Ronald, and I'm the orgy Ring-Master, Red pubic hair, wrecking that ass faster than any other clown that could have cum before, so all you burger bitches better get on the floor and worship my big clown cock... fuckin up your program and hittin that rock waxin every girlie ass in Hamburger Land Mayor McCheese, come lend me a hand Motherfucking Grimace says "Suck that dick." a big purple knob, so long and thick. Put it in your mouth, Birdie, 1, 2, 3 McDonald's sex party, come ride with me Take a bite of my Big 'n Tasty Supersized, so then we may see a special sauce all over your body McDonald's knows how to rock the sex party

about

The second release from a band that started as a joke in a garage and somehow attracted a dedicated underground following. Returning after a three year hiatus, the members returned to Orlando to record what would become the Choo-Choo is Dead EP. Previously unreleased, the album is now available online.

credits

released March 2, 2013

All songs written by Choo-Choo Will Destroy You
Produced, Recorded and Mixed by G. Chastain
Recorded at Red Room Studios - Orlando, FL
Mixed & Mastered at Emerald Studios - Seattle, WA

Ernie "Peaches" McPickles - Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Drums, Trumpet
G. Chastain - Vocals, Bass, Guitar, Kazoo

All songs (c) 2013 Cathexia Media Group
Management/Booking: G. Baxley (gbaxley@hotmail.com)

Thanks to Jan, Erin, Sean, Alex, Matt P, Matt M, Jessica, Laura and everyone from Polk County who supported us from the beginning.