Remember the nights we stared at the stars, rocked out on our air guitars?
Your head made up most of your body, but you were still the life of every party.
All the girlies seemed to love you, you were such a cute little nub, you.
You tasted like hamburger surprise, I even liked eating your blue eyes.
Cletus, I miss you, you were my friend until I ate you.
You were such an innocent fetus...I miss you, dear Cletus
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Remember the nights we stared at the stars, rocked out on our air guitars?
Your head made up most of your body, but you were still the life of every party.
All the girlies seemed to love you, you were such a cute little nub, you.
You tasted like hamburger surprise, I even liked eating your blue eyes.
(spoken) Cletus, I think about you all the time.
Whenever I sit down to a meal made out of lamb, or veal, or eggs
or any other kind of food made out of babies...
I can't help but get emotional.
Sometimes, when I look up into the sky at night,
I just want to hug you, or something...
I never planned to feast upon you, how about a dip into the fondue?
There might be something overlooked, so many ways you could be cooked.
Fried or toasted, or on brown rice, baked or roasted fetus tastes nice.
I'll always treasure our time together, 'cause you will be a part of me forever.
Cletus, I miss you, you were my friend until I ate you.
You were such an innocent fetus...I miss you, dear Cletus